THE MASTER'S CARD

"There are some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's Master Card."

I'm sure you've all heard those commercials.
Well, I'm not unlike those agencies promoting their favorite credit card.

However, I'm here to advertise a different card.
You see, my life is a commercial for others to see.

I'm a card carrying representative for the MASTER's Card.
That's right, the MASTER'S CARD.
Let me tell you about it.
There are no finance charges,
no payments due.
My bill has already been covered...
it's prepaid.
I couldn't afford the price,
so MASTER stepped in and paid it for me.
HIS NAME is written on the card for all to see.
It is accessible twenty-four hours a day
from anywhere in the world.

The MASTER'S CARD has many benefits
it's hard to list them all.
Let me share some of them with you...
you might want to apply for a personal card yourself.
Just for starters there is UNLIMITED GRACE.

That's right,
there is no limit to the amount of grace
you receive from the MASTER'S CARD.
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places?
Then, look no farther than the MASTER'S CARD.
It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever been offered.
The MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many "members only" benefits.
Want real joy despite the difficulties of life?
Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Want a lasting peace? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam?
The MASTER'S CARD is perfect for you.
Another great thing about the MASTER'S CARD is
that it never expires.
Once you're a member,
you're a member for life...eternal life, that is.
Membership has its privileges, you know.

How do you receive the MASTER'S CARD.

Dial : At the third eye center
With yearning in your heart.
MASTER is standing by right now to take your call.
Don't delay.
((  APPLY FOR INITIATION ))  :D

This great offer won't last forever.
Peace,
joy
and hope:
Invaluable faith,
Contentment and assurance:
Inestimable salvation:
There are some things money cannot buy.
For these jewels of life there's the MASTER'S CARD.
Why not be an advertisement for the MASTER'S CARD?
Let your life be a commercial forever for MASTER.

Peace and Bliss to all

--  ROOHI